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You know that you're a redneck at Christmas if ...
- You don't have to put up many decorations this year, because most of last year's are still out
- You have more bullet hole in your siding from where you shot down last years decorations than you do nail holes from where you put them up
- When you see a drunken department store Santa sleeping in the gutter your first thought is to go check on your still in case he's pinched some of your moonshine
- That's not a snowman on your stoop. It's grandpa with a shotgun on his knees, because he refused to come in when the weather turned
- At least one item in your Christmas stocking received a 4-5 star rating in Guns and Ammo or NRA Review
- Nobody is dumb enough to dress up as Santa to surprise the kids, because they know that anybody found sneaking around the house with the lights off is probably going to get shot in mistake for a prowler
- You seating plan is thrown into chaos because at least one guest can't come due to their parole being denied
- But not too much chaos because their seat is quickly taken by another relative whose was granted
- Half of the adults aren't literate enough to read the jokes in the Christmas crackers
- But it doesn't really matter as the rest of the adults are too drunk to read them
- At least one person sitting at the Children's Table has kids of their own
- If the baby daddy is present he's probably handcuffed to the table to stop him from running out (Again)
- You long ago gave up remembering which of your guests are your uncles\Aunts, and which are cousins, and just accepted that some of them are probably both
- Your meal includes a 3.5 bird roast. A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside "something" that's been chicken fried
- There is no vegetarian option
- There is NO vegetarian option
- Whether it's the starter course, the main course or possibly even the desert, your meal includes at least one item that was shot by a family member. It may even have been the thing that they were actual aiming for.
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Okay, I have got to go listen to some Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck." Some of these sound just like what he would say.